Why are you not on a Pepsi Bottle like Britney is?

Miley? HOW come....I can't seem to ever find you on any Pepsi bottles or Coke Cans or.........on any Products like Michael Jackson and Britney Spears is on a Pepsi bottle???? WHY is that????? That...is EXACTLY why I think I can make that happen!
I am a wild card! Know....why? NO ONE....will see me COMING!

Is That....a Wedding Ring? Did Liam give that to you? come on.....you can tell me..... Is that the Engagement ring or....is that a Wedding ring?

"We don't need no....stinkin ring!!! " (WHO said that Miley? take a guess...)
OK Take off the rings......and keep them off if you are NOT engaged.....SHOW me!
In that video, you sang that we don't need a ring......O....K........TRUE! It's just.....a tradition that's all......however, you KNOW that with our extravagant personalities, that isn't exactly TRUE! NOW! I don't believe in BIG ROCKS! They look too....PIMPY! BLEEEEEECK!
NOT....cool! The SMALLER the rock......the better in MY eyes! (OK.....Let's make it a contest! WHO can go the smallest??? the ONLY time that having something....SMALL on your fingers is allowed and GOOD! LOL!) Let me also remind you that on many occasions, these settings have a way of falling out in THE MOST inopportune times! Then, you have to GO back...to the Jeweler and leave the ring and the rock.... (Providing that the ROCK is still around) and then you have to keep cleaning it.....UUUUH! TOO much maintenance!!! LOL! I....am a more....less is more kind of guy.......We ONLY need............our feelings! THAT is ALL....people actually need! The paper is nothing more than an OWNERSHIP Contract! (ALL left over from around the 14th and 15th century!) Can you say....AR...CHAIC????? For me...it's ALWAYS the thought......behind the token....that matters! The memories in the moment......that are worth more and are far more irreplaceable! Trinkets, tokens and contracts mean....ZIP to me! KNOW what we both LOVE about one another? WE...BOTH are REAL and we keep everything straight and honest!
YOU did ANOTHER...... Cover of my favorite 60s artist..... Bob Dylan??? Ironically,
I...am ACTUALLY "In the Mood for YOU" Hon!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! that SO-CALLED "Bluegrass" was rather...FUNKY!!!

MAN! YOU are having WAAAAY too much FUN there! LOL! That CRAP he can make you....Say and DO! WOOOOOW!

Hey, I....am going to bed! I....got up at 7 am yesterday and I am STILL awake! Imagine that!
I will watch ONE last episode of Person of Interest, Season 3 Episode 5 and then...I'm OUT like a LIGHT! MMMMUAH! LOVE ya hon! HERE IS ME........giving you...a HUGE hug and a BIG OLE WET KISS on the LIPS!

HEY Miley, Good afternoon and evening! Did you sleep well?
I must have.......MAN! That trip...took a LOT...out of me!!!
I drove over 700 miles yesterday and I never even left Colorado!!!! I can safely say, that I have been ALL OVER Colorado!!! From Denver and some of it's counties, and subdivisions, to a lot of places south! The energies I am feeling, are still telling me to get out of Colorado once my case is over! MY plan is simple, I am going to pack my Electric Guitar, a bunch of my incontinence supplies (Tennessee doesn't cover incontinence supplies with it's medicaid and that means that I would have to spend money on them out of my own pocket.)

I don't mind, however, the money I would have used for a car, would now be used to my supplies. I did so in Arizona, for years however, I had to go to churches and Charities to get them covered in Arizona.....I can't go without my supplies.........it's medically necessary. ONE of the main reasons I want to be employed by you, is so that I have healthcare insurance. I earn that.........see? It works..........as do I......as your driver, PC tech, Auto detailer, even all of these things........together!

THIS Springs Fire in and around La Vetta Pass is RIGHT near Ft Garland and Blanca Colorado and that is between 50 and 24 miles from where I am now!

Miley, YOU and I....our biological frequencies are harmonizing! WE are ONE!

SO, if we are what we think we are, then WE think that "WE" are already a couple.....a ROMANTIC couple! I myself, have to know that when my case is over, I can come there to Tennessee and KNOW that someone or you will be waiting for me.......since there are NO buses or public transportation nodes, I will have to be on foot once off the bus! I will also have a lot of stuff to take! I can't pair down too far......SO I am designing a way to carry everything on a hand truck kind of like this one with the tires that can go off-road.....

to carry everything with me.......

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FUUUUCK! 

He makes me LAUGH and HARD! 

Miley, Are YOU ready for ME????

Miley.......Ready to Receive me? Ready to....begin our long-awaited Romance?
HOW ready are you???? Part the Red Sea! Clear your life and your schedule.......for soon, my arrival will be imminent.

WELL....at least it has a mouth chock full of nuts! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I recognize you as a Fellow "Indigo Child" Miley...........THIS is why we are connected the way we are!

Miley? I can FEEL you! I can reach out and nearly TOUCH you!!!

THIS Miley, is how you and I manifest our NEW reality! THIS is how you can help make being together, a reality! It can't happen ANY OTHER WAY other than the way we want it and make it!

THIS...Miley, explains why we both dream about one another! Why we can FEEL one another even from afar!

ALWAYS...utilize your STRONG emotions that you FEEL for me JUST....as I utilize MY strong LOVE emotions to contact YOU! Some days, external stimuli can effect how you feel making it more difficult, (NOT IMPOSSIBLE) to influence the vibrations and our reality!

THIS represents our LOVE LIGHT! It's WARM, it's soothing, it's invigorating and energizing to say the least! WE and it have the power to part clouds and evaporate rain!

Until Tomorrow.........my love....................