Miley, how are you feeling today? What are you thinking about?

Miley, Happy Sunday......
the questions that most guys don't ask their girlfriends about that eventually leads to the dissolving of the relationship! YOUR feelings are SUPER important to me! I ask how you are feeling emotionally as well as physically because that tells me if you and I need to talk about that or not and if there is anything on your mind that needs to be addressed.....OR...UNDRESSED as the case may be..... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
HA! Got you to SMI.....LE! LOOK at that....AWWWE! SO......... FUCKING....... ADORABLE!
That's the SMILEY-MILEY I know and LOVE! I KNOW you SO needed that today too! Being intuitive and knowing things like that is both a gift and a curse.
The GIFT part is that I can focus my gift and know how you are feeling and what you need based on them....the CURSE is that I get to feel EVERYONE'S shit because I can't turn it OFF!
I can sometimes walk into a room, and part of the room is OVERWHELMINGLY positive and then I feel those that are NEGATIVE in that room and I can pick those people out in a crowd! I can look them DEAD in the eyes and signal them that I KNOW! UUUUUH! Turning the "flashlight-like" focus back onto you........May I surmise how you are feeling?
here goes...tell me if any of it is the least bit accurate.......
OK......Focus..........
(Taking a deep breath.......letting it out....) YOU woke up in a good and optimistic mood....as most days.......walked out to the kitchen to get some coffee or tea......and then go sit on the couch to wake up a bit more.......Read some of my facebook posts.....on your iPad......
Smiled and nodded in agreement..........went to my new twitter account.......
look at my posts there. Checked out our new INDIE-Station site.....listened to the new Alternative Rock song.......kind of liked it......thought it was cool......
Thought "that is SO smart of Adam to support indie music with a website like that! how come I...didn't think of that??? DAMNED he's smart!" (Something to that effect)
Got into a short tiff with Liam.....walked outside to be alone......began wishing that I was there.....and that if you were with me...you wouldn't have to worry about if I was cheating or something like that! Your thoughts wandered as you imagined me holding you, kissing you....making observations about the scenery, with my head over your right shoulder......
my chin lightly resting there.....I turn slightly to the left and look at the right side of your face......I look at the peach-fuzz glowing in the sunlight.......I see the inner beauty of the sexy as FUCK woman I have my arms wrapped around........
I say "Miley,..." You stop me and say HON...call me HOPE"
I say " May I call you H instead?" You say "Sure....I don't mind....." with your slight southern accent in that deep grainy speaking voice you have......
I say "As long as I don't call you late for sex or dinner....RIGHT? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!" You turn and look at me and smile and chuckle a little before looking back up into my eyes and say "Smart....ASS!"
I smile then laugh and say in retort... "First.....you have to be...SMART....to be an ASS now......." I laugh a little You smile and say "TRUE! Good point!"

Segway into a clear thought bubble:

Miley: what do you say.......about coming to the beach with me and hanging out with me?
We could play in the ocean......

Adam: MAN! I....would fucking LOOOOOVE that! HELL mother-fuckin YEA babe!

Miley: Really? You would......go with me to the beach?

Adam: (Squinting with the look; Why wouldn't I?) WHY the FUCK wouldn't I hon? I would give you a BATH in the tub and dress you babe! I want to be with you as OFTEN as I possibly CAN! COME...ON! Don't tell me......that most of your PAST MEN didn't have the time to do the most romantic and simple things to make you happy?????

Miley: Well.....not all of the time nor all of them were like that.....but...when it mattered most....most of them didn't.....

Adam: DAMNED IT! YOU are THE...MOST Beautiful minded woman that has the gift of the inner beauty that also radiates onto the body.....NOT everyone can see or appreciate the inner beauty you have FIRST before the outer beauty! the fact is...sadly...that 98% of all men look first to the outer beauty...before they may or may not notice the inner beauty!

Miley: Ya know....that is what I LOVE SO much about you....A...dam......You love me from the inside out unlike all the others. That makes you....more and more attractive to me!
sound of phone ringing a couple of times and you come out of the daydream......to answer the phone. It's your mom.....checkin in with ya this sunny and warm SUNDAY......

Hello? Hi mooom! I'm doing pretty good.

Tish: GOOD to hear! How are things where you are? Hear from Liam?

(How am I doing...SO far Miley)
WEIRD how I KNOW these things........It's my GIFTS babe! I know what I am supposed to know and I can focus my gifts when it has love involved......
I have the gift of being an EMPATH and a Telepath! YOU do as well!
YOU....just have to KNOW it......there is a difference between KNOWING the "Path" and WALKING the "path" -Morpheus (LOL! don't put me on a leash and WALK me!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Got you to LAUGH!!! SEE? That...is what you need MORE of! HUH! I see you reading this and nodding!)
Let some of this shit just....roll off ya.......if you already know...subconsciously that I am going to be with you......then....pack your shit.....make the real steps forward........
Go after what is meant-to-be! YOU...of ALL people...KNOW like I do......that we have something EXQUISITE! I say it like that...because If you didn't LOVE me like I also love you.....that time on The Voice when you had your Cellphone with you during your walk-on intro......you wouldn't have said "ADAM" NOT referring to ADAM LEVINE though.........
LOOK! We have known and talked to one another off and on for the last 9 whole YEARS! NINE! That is LONG enough to know if I really DO love you! I give a FUCK less about YOUR fortune! I know...having a lot of wealth makes you have to think about shit like that.....but IF I was a GOLD DIGGER......COME ON! Would we BOTH feel in love with one another? NAH! We wouldn't! That's the REAL TRUTH!
I will keep incomes separate...... and I care less about all that fucked up brainwashing crap about the rich and the poor! It's exactly that! BRAIN.....WASHING! To keep the poor away from the rich! LOOK! The rich will be HELLA bothered by you and I being together! OF COURSE they will! Like when a black man gets with a RICH white woman! think about it!
that's REAL! Miley......OUR Romance will break down Barriers! We will make HISTORY! We will open doors never thought possible! We are going to be "INNOVATORS" and LEADERS to look UP to! HELL! We already ARE!

JUST some music to listen to on this "Lazy Sunday"
https://soundcloud.com/armada-jakenson-689190793/a-lazy-sunday

Miley, LOOK at these Statistics.....

Miley.......YOU and I.....will NEVER be.....a "Statistic"...OK?

Why worry your B....E.....A....U...tiful mind over things like this!!! SERIOUSLY!!! It's JUST....GOOD info to know!

Miley, SPEAKING of being your.... "SPACE-DUDE" HERE! Let's spend 9.5 million....dollars...(WHOLLY SHIIIIT!!!) to go spend time at the Space Hotel!

https://www.facebook.com/WTFuture/videos/390301301438746/

https://soundcloud.com/big-a-l-productions/miley-cyrus-something-about-space-dude-big-space-remix

I mean...I LOVE being YOUR "Space-DUDE" however, I can think of 9.5 million better ways to spend 19 million! GEES!

Miley......I KNOW that Katy Perry, your family, Gwen, Blake, Tyrese, Ludacris, Vin Diesel,
Bill Murray, and all kinds of other people (YEA I think I am on a first-name basis for some of you because of all this time we have known one another.......RIGHT Tyrese? )
are....seeing how much I really DO love you Miley! I really DO....have it BAD for you! YOU have it BAD for me....We BOTH act as if CUPID shot us both with the same arrow! (Reusing ARROWS! LOL!)
I could have gone with you....but I would be the sober designated DRIVER! That way, you can still take your own car...instead of have car service...and having to leave your car at home or where you parked it at that event! HA! ANOTHER advantage to being with me!

SEE? I KNEW IT! You and Katy are still talking about me and these blog posts! YEA......Shaking it up...A...GAIN! Katy....can we make this a lot less...awkward please? LOOK! I love you now like a sister.......an earth sister.......I still respect you......For the talents you have and some of the things you do and say.......I want to be able to know that we both won't talk shit about one another........the way you and Nicki Minaj tried to.....in that ONE song that you made directed AT me........ won't name names....LOL! OK! OK! I'm naming names......LOL! I changed my mind!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU judged me for what you didn't understand Katy......
It was also a strategy (In MY opinion) to get you not to date me so that SHE can! WELL...maybe........
I'm snarky like that! OK Katy.......I want to make a LOW budget video response to Swish-Swish! It will take me nearly a year...between carefully writing the script.....to creating a parody.....OR using one.......with permission.....to gathering up actors and actresses
to play parts.......UH! It might be FUNNY to imitate this video! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am actually IN LOVE with MILEY! I never actually stopped! I can't turn off...."REAL LOVE" when it IS actually REAL! WHY did you tell her NOT to be with me and to ignore me? WHY? Katy? What if I had the power to give advice......I would tell them this:
"Do what YOU think is right! If that means going out with him? GO FOR IT! I will support you either way!"
The difference is that I...am positive that I am "IN-LOVE" with her!

Now Be it that it is negative speak about me...or be it positive speak about me...YOU all are TALKING about me! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...only I'm not a girl...I'm a guy that wants the above! MILEY............I am SOOO IN LOVE with you! YOU are  in love with ME too! WHY did you write
"Electrify My Brain"

and "Miss You So Much" if you didn't actually LOVE and MISS me?